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The author wants to make people jealous of him or his life. The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better.

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Larger guy seeks top really? A post that makes it clear that something good or bad is happening in your life without disclosing any details. The fun part of these is watching the inevitable comments and then watching how the author responds to them, if at all.

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I really want to get to the bottom of this. At some point between leaving work and arriving at the gym, you had an impulse to take out your phone and type this status. Then you put your phone away. Tell me what was accomplished.

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You achieving something incredible and letting it be an example and inspiration to others. So for you to consider yourself an inspirational character by simply posting trite quotes is, well, flagrantly narcissistic. The thing is, though, that if you looked right below his post, all you saw were likes and a couple friendly comments.

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